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The satire that broke the internet (and several comment sections)

212M+ Views · 3M Likes

Filled a bathtub to look like a giant glass of sangria. Self-care at its finest.

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Sent a $36 Venmo request itemizing snacks, soap pumps, and electricity. The internet lost its mind.

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Son keeps losing bottles, so naturally the solution is a glass purse filled with fruit punch.

Viral Series · 23K Likes

Life-size Elf terrorizing the house. Christmas content that spawned an entire series.

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Started the baby on a med school track. She’ll have 22 years more experience than peers.

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Son’s school requires synchronized chewing at 60 beats per minute. Absurdist school policy satire at its peak.

Yes, real journalists wrote real articles about my fake parenting advice

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