Real Life in Your 30s (and Beyond)

Goodbye Twenties is where millennial parents come to feel slightly less alone. Parenting, quick dinners, home finds, kids activities and keeping your marriage alive. The stuff nobody warned you about, tested in a real house with real kids and a dishwasher that’s always full.

Kids & Parenting

Meltdowns, routines, sensory play, indoor activities, screen time and the parenting advice nobody gives you at the baby shower. Including the parts about neurodivergent kids, because that’s our house.

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Home & Kitchen

The Amazon home finds, kitchen gadgets, cleaning hacks, and organization systems that actually survive real life with kids. Tested by a mom who has zero patience for things that don’t work.

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Cooking & Meal Prep

Quick weeknight dinners, kid-approved meals, and meal prep ideas for the nights you have zero plan and zero energy. No 47-ingredient recipes here.

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Digital Wellness

Screen time strategies, phone contracts for teens, deepfake safety, and how to raise kids in a digital world without losing your mind (or theirs).

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Everything from my videos and posts in one place: Amazon, ShopMy, LTK and Walmart.

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Parenting, home, food, marriage and the rest of your 30s. Written by a mom who has already made the mistake so you don’t have to.

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About Bri

About Bri

Bri Weimar, Creator & Millennial Mom

You might know me from my viral satire videos (212M+ views and counting) or the news articles where real journalists covered my fake parenting advice. I’m the slightly unhinged millennial mom behind Goodbye Twenties, writing about parenting, home life, cooking and surviving your 30s. Master’s degree in school counseling. 1M+ followers who relate to the chaos, which is concerning for all of us.