Real Life in Your 30s (and Beyond)

Goodbye Twenties is your go-to for surviving and thriving as a millennial parent. From ADHD parenting strategies to quick dinners, home finds, kids activities, and keeping your marriage alive — we cover the stuff nobody warned you about.

Kids & Parenting

ADHD parenting strategies, sensory play ideas, indoor activities, screen time guides, and the real-talk parenting advice nobody gives you at the baby shower.

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Home & Kitchen

The Amazon home finds, kitchen gadgets, cleaning hacks, and organization systems that actually survive real life with kids. Tested by a mom who has zero patience for things that don’t work.

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Cooking & Meal Prep

Quick weeknight dinners, kid-approved meals, and meal prep ideas for the nights you have zero plan and zero energy. No 47-ingredient recipes here.

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Digital Wellness

Screen time strategies, phone contracts for teens, deepfake safety, and how to raise kids in a digital world without losing your mind (or theirs).

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The Blog

Real-life ADHD systems, routines, and strategies to help kids and parents navigate everyday life with less overwhelm.

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About Bri

About Bri

Bri Weimar, Creator & Millennial Mom

You might know me from my viral satire videos (212M+ views and counting) or the news articles where real journalists covered my fake parenting advice. I’m the slightly unhinged millennial mom behind Goodbye Twenties — sharing real talk about parenting, ADHD, home life, cooking, and surviving your 30s. Master’s degree in school counseling. 1M+ followers who relate to the chaos.