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Halloween Candy After Action Review: Our Family Candy Audit (Free Candy Dashboard Sheet)
Holidays ➤ November 1, 2026

Halloween Candy After Action Review: Our Family Candy Audit (Free Candy Dashboard Sheet)

My husband held a mandatory after action review of our kids' Halloween candy. 158 pieces, 1,457 grams of sugar. Copy the free candy dashboard sheet.

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Halloween Party House Tour 2026: Pumpkin DJ, Skeleton Bartender and a Garage Dance Room
Holidays ➤ October 31, 2026

Halloween Party House Tour 2026: Pumpkin DJ, Skeleton Bartender and a Garage Dance Room

Our 2026 Halloween party house tour, room by room: beef-netting cobwebs, ghost brides, a portrait wall trivia game, skeleton chef tacos, a skeleton bartender, a cauldron spa and a black-light garage dance room with a pumpkin DJ.

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How to Survive the Holidays With a PDA Kid (Thanksgiving Through New Year’s, Without Canceling Everything)
Behavior & Discipline ➤ October 27, 2026

How to Survive the Holidays With a PDA Kid (Thanksgiving Through New Year’s, Without Canceling Everything)

Thanksgiving to New Year's is basically six weeks of demands wearing a sweater. Here's how to get a PDA kid through the holidays with fewer meltdowns: what to tell relatives, safe food, presents, Santa, and when it's okay to skip.

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Thanksgiving Trivia for Families: Easy Table Games for Kids and Adults
Holidays ➤ October 25, 2026

Thanksgiving Trivia for Families: Easy Table Games for Kids and Adults

The Thanksgiving trivia game we play while the turkey rests, with a kids' version, table games and a printable you can grab for your own family.

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Winter Break Indoor Activities for Kids: 11 Easy Ideas for When Movies Stop Working
Holidays ➤ October 23, 2026

Winter Break Indoor Activities for Kids: 11 Easy Ideas for When Movies Stop Working

Easy, low-prep winter break indoor activities for kids: taste-safe sensory bins, bubble foam, homemade playdough, elephant toothpaste, a tape laser maze and more.

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Gifts for Husbands Who Say They Don’t Want Anything (12 Things He’ll Use Every Single Day)
Holidays ➤ October 21, 2026

Gifts for Husbands Who Say They Don’t Want Anything (12 Things He’ll Use Every Single Day)

He says he doesn't want anything. Then he borrows your massage gun for 40 minutes. 12 gifts for husbands he'll actually use every day.

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When Your Kid Refuses to Wear a Halloween Costume
Behavior & Discipline ➤ October 19, 2026

When Your Kid Refuses to Wear a Halloween Costume

Every year there is a costume. Every year there is a kid who will not put it on. If your kid refuses to wear a Halloween costume, the short answer is that it is almost...

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Daily Life & Routines ➤ October 15, 2019

Why Cleaning Is So Hard With ADHD (And How to Break Cleaning Paralysis)

ADHD cleaning paralysis is why the laundry pile wins. Here’s how to break it. If you have ADHD and cleaning feels impossible sometimes, you are not lazy. Your brain is working against the way most...

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Toys & Kids ➤ March 31, 2026

How to Build a DIY Wind Tunnel for Kids (Just Like the Children’s Museum)

Build a children's museum style wind tunnel at home with a floor fan, clear acetate, embroidery hoops, and tape. Full supply list, step-by-step build, and what flies best.

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Sensory Play ➤ March 31, 2026

Tapioca Pearl Sensory Bin: The Taste-Safe Water Bead Alternative Every Mom Needs

Tapioca pearls are the viral taste-safe water bead alternative for toddler sensory play. Step-by-step recipe plus the best Amazon products for your setup.

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Not a spa. A swamp. 🟢🐸 #shrek #swamp #bathsetup #m Not a spa. A swamp. 🟢🐸 #shrek #swamp #bathsetup #momlife #satire
my son texted me updates from career day. kenzie’s my son texted me updates from career day. kenzie’s mom brought a massage table. i bought one too. it’s for my back. #mrmercer #careerday #momlife #parentinghumor #momsoftiktok
the kids just wanted to eat their candy. their dad the kids just wanted to eat their candy. their dad wanted to discuss fun size versus full size market share. 119 pieces were reviewed. nobody enjoyed it. #halloween #candyhaul #dadsoftiktok #parentinghumor #momlife
Room by room: ghost brides, a skeleton bartender, Room by room: ghost brides, a skeleton bartender, a skeleton soaking in the tub, and a laser dance party in the garage. Normal amount of Halloween. Full tour on my YouTube. #halloweendecor #halloweenparty #halloweenhouse #skeletondecor #spookyseason
I thought more people would know about the big bal I thought more people would know about the big bald Oompa Loompa. #halloweencostume #wonkagoldenticket #wonkashow
Tate said the yearbook was under the protein, whic Tate said the yearbook was under the protein, which I literally didn’t need to know, and now I’m kind of rooting for Mr. Mercer. #satire #substituteteacher #mrmercer
Poor wicker man. #satire #wickermovie Poor wicker man. #satire #wickermovie
he picked the design. i didn’t ask. it’s a ghost, he picked the design. i didn’t ask. it’s a ghost, i think. he’s booked through december, so please don’t ask for a consult. #satire #kidtattoos #futuretattooartist #momlife #parentinghumor
The pumpkin DJ got a laser light. He’s been booked The pumpkin DJ got a laser light. He’s been booked every night since. The kids requested an encore. #laserlight #halloweenparty #partylights #halloweendecor
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